I Wish...

[Kilnarak]

Granted. Wool is no longer itchy, but instead, every other clothing material is!

I wish I stopped pissing everything off in Strange Journey. >>

[maiwolf]

Granted~ But now they only piss you off. Sorry.

I wish I had cream of broccoli soup.

[sakurayasha]

Granted! But the cook peed in it. (fight club ftw)

I wish my lizards back wasn't broken ;.;

[winged]

Their back is magically repaired. However the magic-user involved requires you to do back-breaking labor for them for the next hundred centuries.

I wish I had a cool eye color.

[pannypanpops]

Granted! You now have a cool eye color, but your eyes are now sealed shut for all eternity

I wish I had thousands of millions of currency that was worth thousands and millions everywhere!

[winged]

Congratulations, you're filthy rich. While you were busy earning your billions, however, the world reverted to a hunter-gatherer society. Currency is worthless, but maybe it'll help build that fire to keep you warm at night?

I wish I had a toffee cookie.

[pannypanpops]

awws...

[Kat]

Granted, but your cookie is laced with arsenic, sorrrrrry...

I wish tomorrow was not Monday.

[winged]

No more Mondays. No more Tuesdays either - or any day for that matter. You've successfully fallen into a time warp, where you re-live the same day over and over again until the end of time. You eat the same food, do the same things, and cannot ever change what happens.

I wiiish I were an oscar meyer weeeiiiiinerrrr.

[Kat]

Granted, you are an oscar meyer wiener.

I wish I could draw.

[winged]

You can draw, you can draw, you can draw!

You draw so much, in fact, that your eyesight fades and you eventually go blind and become eternally stooped thanks to days spent hunched over a desk, perfecting your art.

I wish for LOBSTER.

[maiwolf]

LOBSTER wish granted. Lombotomy-ed Oranges Begin Singing To Early Risers. Sure, I fail at making those things, but that's what I got. Uhm, sorry, but your oranges now sing to you whenever you wake up... and they aren't good singers, either.

I wish I could be in space, like the tv show Stargate (SG1 and Atlantis only, no stupid Universe) or Firefly/Serenity~

[Kilnarak]

Granted. You are in space, just like in Firefly. Better yet, you *are* a Firefly - some sort of living insectoid ship (thinking Lexx or maybe Farscape here)! Now you get to have all sort of zany adventures in space... as a series namesake and supporting character, at least.

I wish I could fly.

[Fox]

Granted~! You gain the wings of a bird in place of your arms, and you are free to fly in the sky as you wish. However, without arms you cannot feed yourself, and your stomach suddenly craves insects and worms instead of human food. People are too scared of you to help, and you are doomed to a lifetime of grubbing around with your face in the dirt to find enough squishy, slimy earthworms to sustain your human-sized stomach. Good luck~

I wish I didn't have a cold.

[Cy]