I Wish...

[Quill]

This one's fun. First person wishes for something and the second person grants it...with a twist. Then make your own wish.
Example:
First post:

I wish for a unicorn.

Second post:

You get a unicorn that is invisible.

I wish for a bird tail.

[Lan]

(Oh dear... you just started Lan's favorite morbid pastime. o.o')

You have now received a bird tail... attached to an angry, starving lion that is looking at you with intent to devour you.

I wish to pass my physics test tomorrow.

[Kilnarak]

You pass your physics text tomorrow, but on the way home you are abducted by aliens and forced to boggle through the mind-bending mathematics of their warp-drive for them.

I wish I had a dog.

[Siphran]

You get a dog, but a large, three headed, man eating dog made of jelly beans. MMM

I wish for a cell phone.

[Aikaph]

You get a cell phone, but it's possessed by The Tails Doll! (if anybody gets it, I will love them forever.)

I wish that I didn't have the Summer cold anymore. ><

[maiwolf]

Tadaa! The summer cold no longer infects you, but you now have the spring cold, which might soon develop into something much, much worse! (It may even have you sneezing bubbles! =D)

I wish I could meet the cast of Firefly/Serenity.

[Vanman]

You meet the cast of Firefly, an old fat man sitting at a computer. it turns out that the cast was only a computer generated image (CGI) and you have been admiring a series of pixels.

I wish I had the ability to freeze time!

[Vanman]

You meet the cast of Firefly, an old fat man sitting at a computer. it turns out that the cast was only a computer generated image (CGI) and you have been admiring a series of pixels.

I wish I had the ability to freeze time!

[Siphran]

Congratulations! You can now freeze time, but every time you do you, piece by piece, turn into a large, fluffy, stuffed toy. (o wow, random)

I wish i could shoot lazaahs. :3

[Vanman]

Congratulations, you can shoot lasers. there the non powerful, non lethal kind that everyone and their mom has on their key chain.

I wish i could speak Spanish fluently

[maiwolf]

Congrats, you can now speak Spanish fluently! Unfortunately, you are now also locked in a huge box and are forced to speak only Spanish for the rest of your life (oh, and your captors speak every language but Spanish). =D

I wish I had an Umbreon!

[Aikaph]

Congratulations! You got an Umbreon! But, what's this? OH NOES! .... Aww, it just ate you. GAME OVER.

I wiish...... That I could think of a good history for Xo'li.

[Vanman]

¡Felicitaciones! Ahora tiene un Umbreon! Por desgracia, sólo sabe salpicaduras y no se puede aprender cualquier TM o el de HM.

Deseo que no se atascan en este caja tonta más.

[Vanman]

dang it Akia~, you got there first

[maiwolf]

xD! I dunno which one to answer to!

Aika: CONGRATS! You think of an AWESOME history, but it has no relevance at all to this site and so you have to trash it! BUMMER

Vanman: the answer is 42.

Me: I wish all of the dratted pictures were scanned already! ><