Question!

[Kat]

I'm trying to think of ridiculous things we could do with kittens, but I can't imagine what they would be.

And theoretically, since cats have split uteruses (uteri?), they could have really large litters with multiple fathers. But we would have no real reason to do that. Unless we wanted some kittens that were siblings and looked not alike. Which is really kind of pointless.
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[winged]

Umm. Have them escape and invade certain peoples' rooms? That'd be quite the surprise, finding a kitten lurking in your personal quarters. If you mean contests, I have no idea.

Theoretically yes, but I don't think the Eyrie needs kittens falling from the skies like rain and men.

[Bre]

. . . this is the internet. I don't think most of you would do anything that would be anything but fun, but I'm pretty sure there's something ridiculous that could be done with them. Not like kittens in rooms, but like . . . kittens getting eaten by koxi. Though that actually sounds like kind of a wonderfully evil plan.

[Kat]

I think if Ja'son tried to get another kitten, Foph might eat it, which would be more ridiculous than koxi.

Also, I feel like if we ever needed to up the sadness level of a koxi attack, having lots of slaughtered kittens and puppies would pretty much do it. I feel like little kitten carcasses littering the ground is beautifully cruel.

We could even give little kittens names just to have them randomly slaughtered...

[Kilnarak]

Thinking of that Dwarf Fortress game and the Let's Play's of it. >> Giant overpopulation of cats! LET'S UNLEASH THE DEMONS TO SLAUGHTER THEM ALL!

But hm. I've always seen 4 listed as an average, and I've always owned cats. I did not actually think on a specific father-cat - was leaning more towards possibility of multiples. Could probably figure out stuff like that from rolling too, 'though Midas could be one if you wanted it Kat.

[Kat]

I'm fine doing what ever with Midas. He's just a male cat who is around, and he could definitely father some litters, but like I don't need him to do so. That was quite wishywashy, but whatevs.

[Bre]

Well, I play on a site that realistically does feral cats, and the usual litter is two, three, or one, with a regular amount of stillborns. Given Pohono's veterinary medicine, this seems more realistic to me. We have a large number of listed parasites, so it isn't exactly a totally friendly environment.

(As a note, you can have six kittens if you really want and you can put them up for diasks. They're your pet's babies, so it isn't really the staff's business. That's the straight and skinny. We seriously aren't going to do that much or anything. We may just ask to have some koxi nom on some if it comes to mind.)